basicallydragonbait:

Hiccup wanted to help out with Easter so he was painting some eggs and trying to play “Easter Bunny.” He’s just nervous because he’s realizing maybe dragon eggs weren’t the best idea. PSA kids, don’t paint dragon eggs, they explode.

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED HIS JACKET IS BUNNYMUND COLOURED. :’D

"Do you Want to Practice Skating?" - Frozen Hijack.

(In the style of ‘Do you want to build a snow man?’)

So chronologically this one is first track of the musical. Also Jesus H on a Bike there are now enough of these covers to merit a tag: Frozen Hijack

If any of you guys feel like covering this, then by all means do so! 

Cast:


Young and older Emma Overland

Jackson Overland/ Jack Frost

Gossip 1 and Gossip 2.

Lyrics

Young Emma

Hey Jack?

Do you want to make snow angels?

Or maybe use the trees to hide?

Because spring’s really getting near

And now I fear

That the Ice will melt outside.

We’d have to wait until December

Until the winter fun

Comes back to the World again…

How about we try ice skating?

You know I want to practice skating…

*Distantly.*

"Jack! I’m scared”

Jackson

Look at me… You’re gonna be fine….

Gossip 1

Have you heard about young Jackson?

Gossip 2

I know, his Mother is bereft….

Gossip 1

But what do you know of the girl?

He was her World-

Gossip 2

Now she’s the only child left.

Gossip 1

Oh. 

Gossip 2

But stranger things have been occurring-

Gossip 1

How do you mean?

Gossip 2

The water’s still not thawed out..

Gossip 1

…The lake’s still frozen solid? Is that place really haunted?

Gossip 2

There’s no doubt….

Older Emma

*Shivering in the cold.*

Jack… Why did you leave me?

Life’s no fun here any more.

The sun is shining over head

But here I tread, where there’s frost still on the floor.

You’re meant to be the older Brother.

And stay with me, that’s what you’re supposed to do.

Jack Frost:

*Confused.*

Ma’am, why are you crying?

There’s never sense in crying…

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

(via fangirltothefullest)

HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FOLLOWING KIT-REPLICA THIS WHOLE TIME WHAT IS THIS GRIEVOUS OVERSIGHT, I HAVE FIXED IT THOUGH

samsamwww:

berktoburgess:

For the First time in Forever! (Hijack Style)

In Which Bubbles is on a Crusade to take all songs from Frozen and Hijack them. :’D Apologies in advance for the terrible attempt at Teenage boyness. (Pitch Bent)

If anyone wants to take a bash at this, please feel free to use my lyrics: 

KEY:

Hiccup

Jack

The axes are raised and so’s that torch

A nadder just set fire to my front porch

The adults scream and charge right through the blaaaaaze

But When I try to answer battle calls

They keep me cooped up working at this stall!

I want to break away from my malaise!

To be an actual real life Viking

Would be awesome, SPECTACULAR, GREAT!

Hell, I might just even get a daaaaaate~

For the first time in forever

I could contribute just fine!

I’ll account for wind and weather

Then a dragon’s hide is mine!

I know that there’s been issues

with calibration to surmount

but this time I’ve really got it

One sure shot, I’ll make it count!

…What if they want to hold a banquet it my honour? I can just picture it…

Envisioning Dad stood proud and tall

Mounting a head upon the wall

Perhaps even coveting my prize.

Astrid would see me strong and tough

And maybe just a little bit more buff

Heck she might just see a hero rise!

And we’d feast and toast to Odin

who’d be blessing one and all

If I navigate this rigmarole!

Excuse me!

For the first time in forever

bathed in heavy crimson light

I could shock and awe my village

if I slay a beast tonight.

My chances are slimmer than I am

but with this neat catapult

Come lightning, death or Valkyries

This plan just can’t have a fault.

…I hope.

Year after year, why can’t they see

There’s no reason to be afraid of me?

I’m not a wraith, a dark mistake

My ice and snow are there to help the fun

I wish to make.

My true nature will be shown-

My true nature will be shown!

I will prove it on my own-

I will prove it on my own!

My face will finally be well known-

Well Known!

For the first time in forever

Blow them away and take a dive,

I won’t be called second rate

Without joy they’ll never thrive,

I’ll become a real warrior

I feel… Believe that now’s my time to shine!

And accept my noble fate

I know the raid’s nearly over

My assault needs to be strong!

Load and lock my secret weapon

Mount and aim my Hi-tech cross hairs

Nothing will go Wrooooong-!

AAAHH!!

Watch it, Kid!

(Also credit to hijackspace for the cover image.~)

Why does everyone think Hiccup would be a bad singer I’m sorry if the person who sang this wasn’t mocking his nasal voice or something singing just isn’t your thing but comedy might be. I was laughing at this for like an hour. Hiccup does tend to act like a Disney princess. Being all over dramatic and a positive dreamer and I am kind of getting why people think he is Disney. I can actually imagine him singing this. I do happen to think Hiccup would be a good singer just he would kind of sound like the  owl city singer. Jack wouldn’t sing at all he is the one I think would be a bad singer. His voice always seems to sound grouchy even when he is happy.

*Cackles* I just saw your reblog and was giggling like crazy. XD
I was mocking Hiccup’s nasal voice, but it’s a way that I can separate Jack’s voice from his because I am currently singing both roles, and as you assumed for comedic effect.
Chris Pine is actually a Bitchin’ singer, but IRL I am a female Soprano (With a Sample here ) so I haven’t a hope of emulating his voice, bar a gruff edge and.or trying to go lower? 

AANNNNDDDD RIIIIGhT? HICCUP WOULD BE THE GREATEST IN A LAVISH MUSICAL NUMBER. LIKE ALL I COULD FUCKING THINK OF WAS WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF HIS HOUSE AT THE START OF THE MOVIE AND IT’S ON FIRE AND HE’S SO DAMNED HAPPY.
I MEAN-



LOOK AT HIM



HE’S POSITIVELY GIDDY.



((Original post and gif credits to dreamberks.))

But I completely agree and my life would be complete if there was a song in the third movie with Hiccup giving exposition while he flies and swings around things with a flourish. Apparently Jay Baruchel is into screamo, so perhaps Owl City isn’t his thing. XD

anyway, thank you for commenting this one is part of a larger project called Frozen Hijack (The tag is here.)

JUST AN FYI IF THERE ARE ANY DUDES OR ALTOS WHO WANT TO TAKE A BASH AT THESE YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME.

*Ahem.*

Carry on.~

In short your cover was amazing

In short though It’s a little project I’m working on. XD

The “Frozen Hijack” tag is here.(XxX)

THANK YOU SO MUCH THOUGH.

I approve of the biggest dork Hijack out there hehe

Oh my God. :’D 
Thank you, I don’t even. 

"I found another Dork."

(‘Love is an open Door, Hijack Style.~)

(Sample)

I’m toying with the idea of making the harmonies between these guys absolutely awful because they are dorky Teenage boys and not Trained Disney Princesses. What do you guys think?

Regardless, Hans’ part is a challenge because I’m not sure I can drop an octave like that. :’D 

(Pitch Bent.)

Lyrics for this segment:

Hiccup: Uh huh. And you were gonna tell me you’re crazy when?

Jack: Aaaahhh~….But Crazy means interesting, right?.

Hic: My whole life seems to have been a long string of mistakes ‘cause right and wrong was just so hard to know.

Jack: I hear you, Hic, I mean, Like I’ve always been blamed for stuff that I didn’t do. And it doesn’t take a genius to see that it blows.

And with you- And with you-

Jack:Smiling’s no chore
Hic: Life’s not a Bore

Both: And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before
I found another Dooooooooork
I found another Doooooork
I found another dork.

Jack: No,you
Hic: No you
Jack: No, you
Hic: No, you!

Both: You are the biggest dork…

hope-for-snow:

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

//chokes